Staged

This kid is appropriately named.

Can anyone tell me why they don’t show the lottery drawing live? . Wouldn’t it be more exciting and, ho-hum, undeniable.

LOL. I’d like to sell some shit in a box for 4 Billion too. Any buyers?

And your point is?

Canadiens fans routinely boo the National anthem. Shut the fuck up, Canada. Nobody would miss the NBA in Canada. Not even Canadians.

Damn. When/why exactly did she morph into Tom Ley?

Lebron could play for 50 years and never find his jumper.

Nothing more pathetic than middle-aged men laughing at a kid’s name on the biggest day of his life.

Please stop with KD to Boston. It is not happening. No NBA star with his choice of team’s is going to choose a cold weather city unless it’s New York. And even New York isn’t really a destination for anyone who isn’t from there (Carmelo). The Celtics’ best chance to upgrade is to trade for burgeoning stars and draft…

Sports reporters are the lowest form of life. Well, close to it. What function do they actually serve in the age of Twitter and social media? These moribund, egotistical, wannabe celebrities can piss off and die any time now.

I have rescued her. She is safely tucked away in my bed.

Is ESPN trying to get back to taking sports seriously? Why? Who in his right mind takes sports seriously? Bringing the hate and accountability to over-indulgent, pampered athletes is why I still even care about sports. That and gambling. Mostly just the gambling, though.

He’s probably smarter than you for starters. And probably a harder worker. Having no shame also helps.

LOL. It’s funny because you’re serious.

Maybe he is genetically part chicken?

A Clarification: No guy in that photo is a legend.

When are you going to rank Deadspin bloggers from bad to worst? That’s what we’re all waiting for.