The Irish never intended to speak English until the English forced it upon them. Now you just have to deal with it.

The devolution of rectitude continues.

It’s either an 8 ft hoop or these guys are 8 ft tall.

au contraire mon frere, that’s his most coherent statement ever.

Seaboars is a better name than the Seahawks.

A millionaire bitching on Twitter about his toy. Go fuck off.

Her sister that was given up for adoption is as hot as Dominique, too. Tough as nails as well.

The Japs finally got payback for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Brilliant tactic!

Roger Goodell stood up to cheating? Are you seriously this stupid? He is the Commissioner of the NFL. There is nothing legit about that league. Grow up.

Deadspin had an awards show? This reminds me of the time I had an awards show with my sister. When I was 8.

Breeding sentient beings for the sole purpose of slaughtering them in order to stuff the fat, lazy, poor-choice-of-funds-spending people of the world at a sporting event seems so 1916. Evolve. Meat is more harmful than beneficial.

The “thrill ride” for idiot hipsters.

The bottom pot still has holes which will allow excess water to drain down. As long as the soil below the bottom pot is not heavily compacted, this isn’t a problem. The same rules apply for planting pot-in-pot as for roots-in- ground. Make sure the soil beneath the roots has quality drainage.

Whose face is he wearing for a mask?

That’s a “hey man, fuck you. You know you don’t even belong on this court” kind of fuck you.

Jiffy Newb

So no team with the best odds to win the #1 pick has ever done it, yet on the night that someone with presumed inside knowledge predicts that it will happen and then it happens. Nothing to see here.