Yeah, not sure what it was... I’ve watched every Lions game this year and haven’t seen the slips like today’s game.

You mean a confederate flag sticker?

Reading comprehension is hard

OMG that ESPN song is so fucking bad. My wife HATES monday night games because of it. I’m not sure which is worse... the beat or those stupid ass harmonic guitar notes every other bar.

Sports are the problem. Easy to avoid commercials in everything else but sports are fifty fucking percent commercials and it’s the same four commercials for the whole goddamn game.

Really enjoyed the xbox, and the x360. Skipped the xbone and got a ps4. Between Yakuza, Horizon, and Last Guardian, that’s plenty of ammo for justifying PS over Xbox this time around. Never been a fan of Halo, and Microsoft seems incapable of releasing a good wheel for xbone, so no point in playing forza.

but if they’re dead, they can’t oppose

Is it really that appalling to take Stafford over Wilson? I would.

I’ll give you your star, but you just remember that I’m not happy about it.

He’s 65. She’s 54.

I’ve never been a kanye fan, but I remember that performance when it first aired and thought “well, that guy is going places”

FIDLAR - Cocaine

Quit appropriating French culture, you Irish heathen!

Just like I’d never take Schwartz as a HC, I wouldn’t take ol’ Josh. However, I think many teams would take a ‘em both as coordinators.

we just call ahead

At least in my area, wendy’s changed up their pickles and cheese about 2 years ago and the new versions are terrible. Miss the old version. I now rely on five guys for my bacon cheeseburger needs. Cue the puns. I’ll take the first: I like five guys in my mouth.

Calc 2 and 3 are pretty easy if you have a strong grasp of the concepts of calc provided in calc 1. If you’re the type of student who memorizes rather than internalizes, calc 2 and 3 are pretty tough however. The one math class I took that made me go instantly from “math rules” to “FUCK THAT” was abstract algebra.…

mAth, not METH bro

Seeing that this is Jalopnik, we can probably assume it was a Tesla swap, hence the fire.

This is why they need to switch from tackle to flag football. MMA moves to shadow boxing. NASCAR is now done via PC racing sim. Pad the walls!