This is an incredibly misleading article.

thankfully you minimized references to that twat on the left (photo, not political alignment)

That’s a sly way of saying you think the matches are real. The storyline AND the matches are scripted. Deal with it buddy, this shit is fake. It’s not wrong to watch it or enjoy it. To think it is an actual competitive match in any way is just bat shit stupid.

I don’t know how anyone with a brain could make a generalization like that

Fair enough. What’s that cesspool of racist human-garbage reddit exiles called? voat?

Lions have done that too. See Stafford running it against the Cowboys for the win.

yep. i’ve never been given a pat down when dressed in business clothes, but a hoodie and shorts? prepare for fondle.

You can get randomly selected for SSSS. Some things that will trigger a “non-random” SSSS:

I got SSSS on a precheck pass but it was a HOU-DEN connecting flight coming in from Ecuador.

i prefer www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

Drew, please explain why you removed Caldwell from the chopping block

This is possibly my fav deadspin comment ever. Thanks!

Not uncommon at all. Freestyle wrestlers sometimes drop 20lbs the day before a match.

It’s not the methane. The smell is from all of the cow blood they have to burn. No joke.

Hell is an America where you can’t post an NFL clip in English because of copyright laws. Go swaddle your maga plushy.

It’s funny, the Culture section of Cincy on Wiki only has entries for chili and food.

It’s more like if *any* team in any sport moved to LA.

If only bonitis were a real disease. :(

Hey, I’ll have you know that in the UP, feather weight is 240. Don’t be a dick. We also use the metric system.

Meanwhile, mom gets visitation