I never thought I’d see a day when the President behaved this way.

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

We can loop a damn satellite between saturn’s atmosphere and rings 22 straight times before intentionally crashing it into said atmosphere so that it doesn’t litter Saturn but we can’t figure out a better way to judge boxing and call balls and strikes. NASA needs to take over both of those and also pick the next…

This isn’t a defense to say that Stafford is an elite (insert Flacco joke here) QB. He will never be like Brady, Manning, or Rodgers, where he just clearly has the ability to elevate a collection of teammates that is markedly inferior to the cast of non-QB characters that their main rivals have. But those are HOF…

You’re arguing a different point. No one would deny that boxing, and its heavyweight division in particular, has lost much of the grip it once had on mainstream American attention. So has baseball. That doesn’t mean it has no stars, or fans, or that an interloper from a whole different sport could become its biggest…

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

It is cheese. The main ingredient, by far, is cheese.

Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

That sentence has sold a whole hell of a lot of SF-branded fleece pullovers to tourists over the years.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

Lol, no. He didn’t. He executed a normal pop up slide used all the time in baseball. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

OKC was also first in the league in games won by three points or less, incidentally. And for comebacks of more than 15 points this season, as well, tying...the NBA.

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

That sentiment fucking sucks. Certain state governments have been overtaken by the worst of the worst. See also, plenty of federal legislative districts from all over the country. They’re not reflective of the entire population of those states (or districts) as a whole. Why do you think Voter ID is such a big issue in…

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

They did actually lay down the law. As a result of UNC’s massive fraud, the NCAA game SMU 3 years probation and a tourney ban.