Ah, put the yellow shirt back on today, did we Annie?

@tatermoog: Considering the fact that they didn't know about the third Exploder that comes at you from the nearby door in that one bit (that's the part of the video where they died) which anyone who played through the game multiple times (virtually guaranteed if they were able to play through on Hardcore) would have…

@_covert: Yeah, I was going to point that out. I don't think Optimus was anything other than a cab-over-engine design until the Micheal Bay Transformers movie.

@Martín Henderson: Everyone knows Israel did the plant job. Hidden clues in the code aside, I don't believe that because of some weird idealistic image of the US, but because time and again our "cyberwarfare experts" (the use of the term cyberwar being a bad sign from the getgo) have proven themselves to be rather...…

@dappernat: It sounds like they went past trying to filter or block traffic, and just straight-up shut down the pipelines. No way any data is getting in or out now short of a satellite connection.

@MifuneT: Well, I think that more to the point, cannon implies a direct-kill weapon, which this certainly isn't.

@comodidit: Concur. Also- would doubtless be a single-shot weapon. Doubt that an auto-loading magazine would work properly at that scale.

@sabretoooth: More disposable income, which they stuff in their savings accounts (and mattresses) because they live in terror of further economic collapse, including the hyperinflation eagerly predicted by Glenn Beck.

@ccbweb: GOD DAMMIT! That's TWICE! I want some BUTTS!

@gdroland: Does that include Taiwan? I guess it depends on who you ask...

Ok, see, awful lyrics and atrocious use of autotune (which also implies she couldn't actually carry a tune) aside, I have a fundamental problem with this song.

@Malthian: Although, theoretically, the phone might never have been the trigger. If she was simply carrying the phone on her, next to the electronics of her vest, receiving a text message might have triggered the vest through electromagnetic induction- you know, the same thing that makes all those awful noises when…

@MavrixWK: Yeah, seriously guys. You guys still have editors at Wired, right? You know, for all that stuff that fills the little spaces in between the multi-page ads disguised to look like articles?

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: I guess his Mom shouldn't have rented him that old Avatar The Last Airbender game. Kid just hit "A" over and over and over, and half an hour later...

@oogabubchub:

@Drummertist v.3: They didn't say that, they just accidentally worded the statement in such a way that it could be misconstrued to imply that the iPhone uses gorilla glass. Specifically:

@Brandroid: Well, after becoming one with the Force, he became intrinsically connected to the Star Wars universe. So, every time George Lucas punches it in the face, he feels it.

@the-hypnotoad: Maybe he's referring to the giant insects being used as weapons by the aliens?

"a number of possible planets the climate could support"

Night becomes day for over a week, and chaos ensues as people are terrified and confused by the phenomena, and entire religious communities are shaken to their core as people read into the possible portents.