@I-Gemini-I: Pads the falls.

@OMG! Standish!: Just wait until you get a load of the new Rapid Exchange Layover program that airlines are introducing to reduce the time spent waiting between connecting flights.

@redman042: Hey, cut him some slack. Its not his fault that Mormon corporations have great health plans.

@Seventhexile Speaks: Just have it apply a diffusion filter to the cellulite.

@900pilot: "Maybe we could put big Amerkin flags over all the dirty bits?"

@openfly: Radiophobic?

@heretrix: Explains why it got shot down.

I loved Tribes. Seriously, its my favorite multiplayer game ever. I also greatly enjoyed Borderlands. These two things combined into an open world MMO?

@KamWrex: Hey, I never met a scientist who'd turn down free data, crowdsourced or no.

@OCEntertainment: To be fair, you don't exactly whip out the Merriam-Webster Style Guide for your OK Cupid profile.

@Mr.Wilson: If I worked on a cruise ship and we hit heavy weather, I would definitely start playing that over the PA system.

How long before someone posts that to youtube with a smash cut to black and the "INCEPTION" title card?

@Thad E Ginathom: Maybe they figure its sort of like hiring Patton, or MacArthur. Yes, he's an asshole; yes, he can cause a lot of problems if you let him; but, the man does have certain skills, judging from how he was able to turn HP around. If you kept him properly channeled and contained, he might be useful for,…

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Hey, I have fond childhood memories of playing the Virtual Boy demo booth in Toys 'R Us for hours. It was dumb, but kinda cool- and probably the best setup the VB would ever had. Certainly a lot more ergonomic than anything you could do with that silly stand.

I'm still kinda looking forward to that Razor one with the programmable shoulder buttons and adjustable stick resistance.

Maybe it prints an explanation of how printing on actual paper will still be relevant in 5-10 years. I work in an office and even here our many printers and fax machines are barely used.

@PACKFAN4LIFE: And it garnered them mainstream (as in, primetime broadcast news) exposure that would have been worth hundreds of thousands of dollars of advertising money- especially after the police busted down Jason Chen's door.

@hameed67: But I'm sure Crecente wouldn't mind the boost in his profile. He'd probably just send the wife and kid to the grandparents for the week.

@TERROR-HORROR: To be honest, anyone who has an open beta at this point, especially for something high profile, KNOWS that the NDAs will be breached. If anything, its a stealth marketing tactic- letting information be revealed in snippets, creating an air of mystery and interest that could not be generated through…

@Tristan Hipps: Hey, I challenge you to find a better place to be unnecessarily nitpicky about semantics than the internet.