Friendly remind that it is in fact, Mahvel baybee.

So basically the Scopes Monkey Trial, part 2. I live in Oklahoma and I am deeply ashamed that we have sent this walking SuperFund cleanup site with nothing between his ears but corporate bribes to become a national problem.

Apparently Betsy was a little bored with doing things that targeted just young children, so she’s decided to shake it up a little and now go after older sexual assault victims as well

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

I want to kick the guy who said he brought this on himself right in the dick then tell him its his fault his dick got in the way of my foot.

This is why we need to bring back the Teamsters - when trucking was a union job, it was a good job.

My uber driver yesterday was just telling me about how he used to be a truck driver and how screwed you were if you leased the truck. I don’t think his company did him over quite like the one in this particular story but he admitted that he had to cheat his log files to make deliveries on time. You pretty much have to…

This lawsuit shouldn’t have even been allowed to be filed. This is a blatant intimidation attempt by the police. It is their job to be put in danger the idea of suing for a risk that is part of the definition of the job is absolutely ridiculous. They have insurance that covers their injuries and if they’re too…

As I watched, I was wondering how the hell the three of them just sat there for eight hours without once getting up or even drinking water, and then I realized: they do this all the time. Regularly speedrunning a massive RPG means sitting down for 8-hour runs every month if not every week.

First GDQ I’ve watched. That FFVII run was just incredible. No food, no breaks. Just 8 hours of straight gameplay. Can’t wait for the next GDQ now.

Of course cops get to be individuals and we’re not supposed to call the entire lot of them pigs but Negroes? They’re all just one mass if you see one you know they know all the other ones in the country. Just sue the one you dislike the most.

But like, why?

This is not cool. Brock and Misty are as much a part of the original series as Ash.

The one thing I would disagree with about this article is I don’t buy that he never wanted the job. I know that was a big thing when it came out, but it was just a folksy political thing to say. He claims not to have wanted it, but his wife told him “God’s not through with you yet.” It’s a BS story to make it seem…

They forgot the people that feel the need to prove they are gamers, they talk about all video games regardless of whether they have knowledge of the franchise or not. I see this mostly in female gamers that try to prove to their male counterparts that they are, in fact ... gamers.