And, as always, FUCK THE KNICKS.

If only we could be spared another generation of these imbecillic narcissists by their own hand.

Battle Royal: The Game.

Well at least he doesn’t like vanilla sex in the missionary position with the lights off. THAT would’ve been outrageous.

Age does not factor into Shiva Ayyadurai’s claim—because it has no bearing on whether he can contradict the five major factual claims that destroy his lie:

No, they were simpler. That does not necessarily make them better. Super Mario Bros. 3 was more complicated than Super Mario Bros., but the new “complications” (e.g., the new power-ups, the world map) did not make SMB3 worse than SMB1. And I doubt you will find too many people who will say the original Final Fantasy…

MUGEN exists in a legal grey area: While people can import existing IP assets into the engine, they can also use it to create wholly original games featuring wholly original IP assets. The MUGEN engine was not named Street Fighter Maker, nor was it made explicitly to exploit the Street Fighter IP.

Sally Hemmings was not a “mistress”. If she were, it would make her an overtly willing and emphatically consenting participant in this sexual relationship.

What does it say about you, then, that you continue to hateread it?

Why else would CBS have refused giving them a raise that would put their pay on the same level as the White actors?

I’m surprised.

Service should be dependent on people wanting to keep their jobs and do said jobs well, not on whether the next tip they get will be the one that gives them a livable wage for a given day’s work.

Sadly, yes, it happens. That makes it a good argument for why restaurants need to pay the wait staff more than the minimum wage and do away with tips. Good service should not be dependent on how much you tip someone.

Erasing history: A phrase used when someone would rather think about the mythological or whitewashed version of a person, event, etc. that favors their worldview rather than the actual truth regardless of one’s worldview (e.g., the Confederacy).

What pisses me off the most about this very point: Children in the US have died from the same disease because their parents could not raise enough money to cover the cost of treatment—even with the help of crowdfunding.

Psst. The “drama” is the joke.

It really is not. Even by NES standards, Battletoads is garbage.

There is only the fight. Nothing more, nothing less.

BRING BACK BONESAW

A good apology, even from a corporation like Zillow, must contain all three of the following: an admission of wrongdoing (“What we did was wrong and this is why”), a request for forgiveness (“We fucked up and we’re sorry”), and a promise to not repeat this mistake in the future (“We promise not to do this bullshit…