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You’re not doing a good job. If you’re going to pot stir, stir. that. pot.

He is one mean nickname away from a massive stroke.

What if he imagines a slight from Pakistan or India? I feel like we should be posting this stuff around a campfire.

Wasn’t it historic in that it was the lowest turnout? I could be wrong, though. Maybe Jimmy Carter, history’s greatest monster, had the lowest.