Teslas are deathtraps and everyone buying one is signing their own death certificate and funding fascism.

Thank God Tesla came along to save us from the horrors of manual door handles. If not for their work, imagine the terrors we would be forced to endure.

Let the face eating begin.

But... I thought he was too busy running all his companies to even go to his court dates. How’s he got all this time to let Trump cheat at golf? And what’s that smell? Could it be a huge pile of weapons-grade bullshit?

Just what the world needs, a couple of complete losers at the helm who’s only goals are popularity because their daddies spent too much time banging the baby sitter instead of throwing catch.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

“We will restore US energy dominance”

Musk has enough common knowledge of a subject to be able to wow most crowds. I’ll give him his ability to recall data points that have been presented to him, but this belief he “understands” it all is misplaced.

The only jobs paying an actual living wage in my former line of work were in or just outside of Chicago, but affordable apartments were far outside of Chicago.

Congestion pricing and invest that money in public transportation, both to maintain and extend it. 

If you car is off doing something without you, and causes an accident, who’s at fault?

Elon is reminding me of Henry Ford. When I first learned about Henry, he was an amazing innovator who created the assembly line and paid his working a high wage. Way to go Henry! Then I found out he thought the Nazis were on the right track with fascism. And that he published and distributed worldwide an astonishingly…

Every car lover should be for public transit because y’know what happens when people have alternatives for transit? They don’t drive! That means less traffic and less road wear for you, the true petrol-head, to safely drive your fun car as an enthusiast! Get people who hate and/or suck at driving off the road so we…

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

Tesla is having a hard time competing against Chinese EVs in China. Without tariffs, they won’t be able to compete against Chinese EVs anywhere else.

Honest question: What makes you say that?

But the company’s valuation didn’t shoot up because Tesla revealed a compelling new product or sound business plan, it’s only because Muskrat is a MAGAt and Trumpster just won.

based on how the government works.

lmao no he fucking doesnt. It also matters what it pertains to as well.

yeah he declassified them in his mind without telling anyone else and then he sold them to saudi arabia for 2b for his son in law. but then he said he didnt have them. and then when they raided his place and saw his shitter full of top secret documents just laying out in the open he said all those things were planted…