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his Drug abuse should have done that, but here we are. 

The sun also rose in North Korea, and for people being tortured, enslaved, or worse all across the globe. It also rose during the horrors of Nazi Germany. Except of course, for the people killed. 

He should immediately lose his security clearance and the SpaceX offices should be swept for bugs to make sure Putin doesn’t have any other ears in the company.  Then he should be given an ultimatum: completely divest from SpaceX, or else all their government contracts will be canceled.

18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private correspondence with foreign governments

Especially Space X, it ought to have everything grounded permanently unless he agrees to hand it over to the Government. He could still moan on twitter that he built it [he didn’t] every time he wanted to feel like he was still relevant.

A thousand percent agreed. It is insane to me that our government has helped this man weasel his way into “too big to fail” status for several of his companies, but particularly SpaceX.

Call me crazy but you shouldn’t NEED to be able to trace specific security leaks back to Musk to take action. Regular communication with a hostile foreign power should be enough to forfeit government contracts. 

I just skimmed the article and by no means am I an accountant or finance guy, but it sounds like a good bulk of those profits were not from selling cars. Sounds like they made a pretty penny selling regulatory credits to other automakers who needed them.  As other automakers electrify/hybridize their lineups, that

It’s actually a great omen. G/O sold us to Static Media on Monday, meaning we’re no longer part of G/O Media. Notifications and comments are still on Kinja for now, but that should change...at some point? Details are a little scarce at the moment.

Totally owning himself with a name that admits the last version was total shit just to use a childish acronym.

Topographical Wayfinding Assist Technology System

Will Elon Musk and the Republicans get a chance to reply on Jalopnik?

This is a post about the CEO of an automotive company. They have covered plenty of other automotive company CEO’s as well. None of them, however, are so blatantly fascist.

Will Elon Musk and the Republicans get a chance to reply on Jalopnik?

The next upgrade will be the Direct Input Correction Knowledge System, followed by the Basic Algorithm Lead Logic System. 

To be fair, he’s also telling us what this system really is

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.  And that’s probably not the only drug he’s on.

“It wasn’t me!  It was the one armed software engineer!”

Tesla recently released an updated version of the software called Actually Smart Summon or ASS

Elmo needs a few hundred court appearances to explain why he caused these wrecks.