I suppose it s a novelty that some enjoy—I mute the directions on my GPS, so obviously it’s not for me. It just seems like hearing Ryan Reynolds say “Just the sandwich, or would you like to make that a combo?” isn’t going to drive anyone to a different fast food joint, making it not worth the money, you know?

Log, log, it’s better than bad it’s good? ;-)

This author sounds like one of those poor Gen Z sorts that don’t understand what food should taste like. It’s just irony he writes for those of us who do. Poor lil feller.

Let’s play young Karen bingo.

A good hamburger is not made from beef slurry and certainly doesn’t have the weird texture that a McRib has.

Take a wet sponge, heat it up and cover it with BBQ sauce.

Aw, are you just mad because the white vigilante cunt is going to jail?

“that has a really bad, cheap, commodity pork aftertaste. It’s not how pork should be.”

It’ll be magical, alright!

The involvement of marshmallows in always a net negative (just like raisins!); in this case, I’m not convinced that makes one whit of difference.

‘I pulled it out and immediately started trying to just continue to push against the door with it — like push it away from him’ she testified. ‘He grabbed my hand with the gun in it.’

What’s with all these hyperlinks in the article that take you to old articles that have absolutely nothing to do with the story? I know this is a common practice, but I don’t ever remember it being this egregious.

her lawyers argued that an altercation ensued between the two and that’s when the handgun went off,

Why the hell anyone would get on one of these floating shit-barge prisons, let alone pay for the opportunity, is completely beyond me

Since I was a little kid, it’s always looked delicious to me. I begged my mom for one. Even now, it looks delicious in that header pic.

The McRib sucks. The only reason people like it is because it is different. Otherwise, it is a worse pork sandwich compared to a good pork sandwich than a Big Mac or Quarter Pounder is burger compared to a good burger.

an oddball patty of ground pork

Exactly.  This is peak capitalism (and that’s not a compliment).

Is... is there any appeal to this at all? I mean, I guess if you think the voice is real, maybe, but knowing it’s AI, is anyone going to one chain over another because it sounds like a d-list celebrity (or even an A-lister) is taking your order?

Who asked for this?