Legit.  I will rarely advocate for children being taken from their parents, but these children have zero chance of ending up in any way resembling even partially well-adjusted.

I dinged the shaft in our old mower recently & had to get a new one. I went to Lowe’s as I already had some of their Kobalt battery powered items (blower, weed eater, etc) and wanted to stay in the same battery “family”. I was in line at the service desk for something else while I was there and a guy came in with one…

The state should probably take custody of all of Elon’s offspring, on account of him being prima facie unfit to be a father, and anyone willing to sleep with him unfit to be a mother.

I think you are mistaken here. Should be worded like this, “Home Depot wants to SELL everyone new lawn equipment.” I recently got a battery blower and string trimmer, used to have no blower and corded trimmer. Although the battery is pretty nice it is kind of a pain and then you have the ever-improving tech. Pair that…

It means you’re at least the minimum age that the state deems fit to operate a vehicle on public roads, and that you likely had some driver’s education to go along with it.

“Also, are they renaming the show ‘Only Murders, Attempted Murders, and Accidents in the Building’? Because, until Sazz was shot, there was no murder this season.”

Yeahhh good on them for requiring it.

“Here’s what ACTUALLY happened”

These stupid fucking cars are just an answer to a question no one is asking!

I mean, I read the whole title and figured it out. It isn’t that hard. I would also like to see the data that suggests “most people do not read to the end of the title”. I heard somewhere that 93% of all the stats on the internet are made up. 

Oh, so the shitty man is being shitty to her... who would have seen that coming? They are both abusive cringey try-hards, so those kids are fucked either way.

Musk’s legal team will question Grimes’ suitability as a parent. Exhibit A - her decision to procreate w/ Elon Musk. 

If there is ever a car on top of me pinning me to the ground, get it off me before the FD shows up please. 

So let me get this straight. A woman was hit by another car than ran over by a Cruise taxi that then stopped on top of a woman?

She deserves parental rights over her kids and I feel sorry for her in that regard as she was with a manipulative and likely abusive asshole but I confess, asking me to give the slightest shit about Grimes otherwise is probably a bit much. She’s a fucking idiot.

So now that the owner of Twitter is has gone full-gloves off conspiracist and antisemite, Paris Hitlon signs on to promote it? Sounds about right. Wonder if she’ll vote for Trump again.

The word you’re looking for is oligarchy. A country owned by the wealthy few, propped up at the expense of the many. The US is a plutocratic oligarchy.

I love the elon fans trotting out that 2 million people put up $100 when they were promised a $40k truck with a 500-mile range. In 2019.  When no other trucks were on the market.

Yeah but that shit is dumb and shouldn’t be encouraged. That’s the most pointless way to engage with a narrative. It’s the very definition of missing the forest for the trees. The whole “Cinema Sins” mindset has permanently damaged the credibility of legitimate film criticism (and I mean “criticism” in the academic…

Kinda tired of Tyson getting crap every time he does what every. Damn. Nerd. Does. Finding plot and science holes in genre fare (the more pedantic the better) is a time honored tradition amongst fans. Why does he always get called out for it? At least he’s using it as a spring-board for discussions of real science.