Elon is not going to pay you for kissing his ass.

Hi, I have a bridge to sell you.

Regenerative braking is limited in the amount of braking force that it can apply to the vehicle so during harder stops, the friction brakes are more heavily utilized. If the vehicle is repeatedly applying moderate to heavy braking force, the rotors will heat up and require ventilation.

I can’t help but wonder if the anti-abortion Republicans would like to see a return of things like the infamous Magdalene Laundries in Ireland.

Talking about putting legislation in front of him that he doesn’t understand, I can’t help but imagine him as being like Governor Lepetomane in Blazing Saddles. Just played by someone with only a fraction of Mel Brooks’ charisma.

Fuck every establishment that doesn’t take cash, for a whole host of reasons. No, I can’t be arsed to put a single donut on a card of any sort, you dumb fucks (Top Pot Donuts in Seattle, you didn’t strike me as assholes). I’d rather not bother with anything under $10 on a card, frankly.

Your career died in the 90s, Derpcules. And it had nothing to do with your "Christian" beliefs.

Chris Pratt is one of the most vocal Christians in Hollywood, and he’s also in 3 or 4 major studio films in any given year. Maybe it’s not just the God stuff that got Sorbo “blacklisted”...

Calm down, Kevin.

This is probably the only place the right-wing and/or conspiratorial type and I will ever agree; cash should never, ever go away, and be accepted everywhere forever.

Do I use it now? No. I can get a bank account. A lot of people can’t, and not for any good reason. The cold, hard computers that make decisions at…

“This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private*”

Idiot plans to sue city for allowing his dumb ass on their roads.

Did this dude willingly tell his story to news outlets? I would not be going public with this type of situation..... or does he actually think he’s the victim here?

“...while other sources alleged that Britney had cheated on Sam with a member of their household staff and gotten violent with him in his sleep.”

A lot of politicians do clearly put on an act to pander to the dumbest people in society, but I think Cruz is genuinely stupid. 

Ryan tells the channel that he plans to sue Tesla and the city,

Can someone be that dumb or is it just a dumb act to get votes because a sizable portion of voters only vote for the stupidest people?

“...but in CA, you never know”

His first commandment that “God is real” would suggest that he is also willing to bullshit about his religious beliefs for political office. Another thing putting him firmly in the mainstream conservatism camp.

Oh, this is a fantastic idea! It will push journalists and news sites to use other social media platforms even more quickly. Go, Musk, Go!