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It does not make your vehicle autonomous.

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Was Not Burned Trying To Have Sex With A Truck

Doug Ford is absolutely the worst thing to happen to Ontario.

He’s not stupid.

Which is why the FIA should shut the fuck up.

the FIA is up in arms about swearing on team radios

Elon Musk Won’t Go To Mars If Harris Wins

think he would know better than to alienate his top employees

Seek professional help.

Friday Morning of an election year, time to shit on Elon and anything he can be associated with.

So we should abandon the progress so some nerd can look into a telescope?

It comes just about a year after a pedestrian accident in northern California stopped operation nationwide.

Mars is a pipe dream.

The alternative headline for this should be “Tesla catches on fire after accident like every other car can,

Democrats have spent 8 years calling Trump Hitler.

What’s it like being in a cult?

In a recent (now deleted) tweet he wondered aloud why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris haven’t yet been assassinated.

Imagine, if Hill’s interaction was more like this

He’s Jalopnik’s resident Tesla shill.