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So we should abandon the progress so some nerd can look into a telescope?

It comes just about a year after a pedestrian accident in northern California stopped operation nationwide.

Mars is a pipe dream.

The alternative headline for this should be “Tesla catches on fire after accident like every other car can,

Democrats have spent 8 years calling Trump Hitler.

What’s it like being in a cult?

In a recent (now deleted) tweet he wondered aloud why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris haven’t yet been assassinated.

Imagine, if Hill’s interaction was more like this

He’s Jalopnik’s resident Tesla shill.

Regardless of whether or not he is lying

Elon Musk says a lot of things.

I don’t know a whole lot about AI

Define shit drivers.

Boeing’s misdeeds don’t justify bad journalism.

it’s just it’s like some of the celebrity news about {enter celebrity name here} doing something otherwise boring

It’s not normally newsworthy, but right anything with the word “Starliner” in it will get attention.

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

Teslas and giant pickup trucks.

Well, apparently, he is smarter than Boeing as his SpaceX has been sending astronauts and supplies to the International Space Station for about 3 years