1. It is wild that these idiots are really trying hard for distant second place. I cannot figure out the calculus beyond maybe setting up future runs.

Serious, adult people have to stop voting for ANY REPUBLICAN EVER.

Being a cruel asshole is the only platform in the Republican party.

You don’t need a garage. My car stays outside all winter, charger is outside all winter. It’s fine.

I don’t know why anyone would ever buy one of these if they didn’t have home charging solution.

I’m kinda surprised Stalefish isn’t here trying to explain this all away.

The issue is the mistake on calling the race a 1/4 mile.

I truly wonder if Jalopnik would exist if it had to give up throttling Tesla on any related or semi-related topic.

Not that Tesla is the only one guilty of this sort of nonsense.

I mean, that’s mighty impressive.

But none of them are quite as Irish as Ayo Edebiri, who is, at least according to the internet (and Ayo herself), the most Irish celebrity who’s ever lived.
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Ayo Edebiri isn’t actually Irish.

wireless charging pads suck

Musk caught lying?

https://www.businessinsider.com/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-sex-choking-violent-stoolies

oh, the pizza guy. what’s wrong with him?

Why intentionally offend a segment of your audience when there’s no need to?

Doesn’t help that far too many hospitals are religious hospitals.

Pizza places should not automatically qualify, especially if the only thing they serve is pizza.

Grow up.