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i-miss-splinter

Reposting old content is peak laziness.

Stop swiping at Israel.

At this point in life I’m more jealous of Patrick Stewart and how damn good he balded than I am of guys with great hair.

The alfredo is lumpy

No... they think they have clever branding. Based on how they’re defending it, they see it as branding that will gain in value over time.

A good pasta sauce is much harder to prepare than a steak. Steak is pretty much the easiest thing to cook. Cook on one side for a few minutes, cook on the other side for a few minutes, then just let it sit for a few minutes. If a restaurant fucks up a steak, I have no confidence in them cooking anything else decently.

Olive Garden did fuck up noodles & sauce, though.

What info do the apps collect that’s really worth keeping secret? It’s literally just a history of what food you ordered.

So order before you get in the car. This really isn’t complicated. Place your order, drive to the location & pick up your order. And “fussing with my phone for 5-10 minutes”? Bullshit. There’s no way it takes you that long to place an order.

According to the bombshell report, Johnson “has never reported a checking or savings account in his name, nor in the name of his wife or any of his children,” and nor does he disclose any assets or stocks.

nypost.com

it’s passable Italian food

Deliveries of the truck, which is running years behind schedule, are supposed to begin on November 30.

America’s love for this chain restaurant…

There’s a responsibility to actually know how your vehicle works beyond the marketing.

Every Tesla crash I can recall that made the news, and was blamed on autopilot, was clearly driver error. Lots of people ignorant of how their autonomous cars do/don’t work.

If you believe Tesla, it’s really super duper close to being ready to begin production of the Cybertruck.

None. They’re just a Tesla-stan.

Cursed, Possessed, or Haunted Doll