It’s just that you can never tell if Brubaker is a live or dead in that thing.

That distributor is giving me PTSD flashbacks.

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

Ok, but can it fly?

Paying attention and driving defensively help

All I see are a whole bunch of these:

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

I swear to God, Chris Klein and Jason David Frank are clones. O_O

1 fuild OZ of water = 1 oz weight.

Can be found all day under 50k, coupes, convertibles you name it. 

Neutral: Do Flying Cars Interest You, at All?

Wrong move, Thanos!

Vogon poetry is know to cause internal hemorrhaging.

I am sure it will be fantastic when it’s done, but right now, in my head... all I can hear is sad beeps of Roomba vacuum cleaner while stuck under low furniture.

I there anything holier than pepperoni and mushrooms? I’m more thankful for pizza than probably any other food.

What’s stupid is that car makers are fully capable of meeting the efficiency standards. Engines have become vastly more efficient over the decades. But instead of that translating to gains in mpg, it translates to gains in horsepower while mpg remains stagnant. Instead of stuffing another 100hp into a Ford family…

Carl Sagan’s oration about the Pale Blue Dot is one of the most moving things I’ve ever heard (it was originally from one of his books):

I’m from Iowa. We like to brag about how good we are with winter driving, and laugh at the dummies on the East Coast who go sliding into the ditch the moment there’s a slight dusting of snow.

More like Forever 1991.

For the love of G-d, SOMEBODY PUT A HAT ON IT AND SEE IF IT COMES TO LIFE!