I have a masters in art history and modern art is why my area of expertise ends at 1500.

.....all snark aside, any time people stop and contemplate anything nowadays, I’m impressed.....

YESSSSS i’m already telepathically ordering them for you in the future! they are my parents traditional go-to appetizer for every even semi-serious celebration, so I can’t even imagine a true party without them

When I read that, all I could think was, Okay then, no problem. They used products with abstract shapes, so your daughter just thought it was Play-Doh. It all turned out just fine!

DATES IN BACON. We’re going out for my husband’s Bday to a restaurant that serves those!

I will never understand the impulse to pair lime jello with olives.

Only 9% said vibrators remain a taboo subject, versus 81% who were comfortable and happy discussing sex toys with their partner and friends. Hooray.

IDK, I could get behind that platter of what appears to be fried mystery balls garnished with skewers of bacon stuffed with cheese.

You can substitute coconut for the potato if you’re stranded on a deserted island.

Ok, to be fair to the male host, he breaks when his co-host says “It’s gone up.”, which was close enough to a visual metaphor that I could see him chuckle, but then the woman from the magazine says, in response to his laughter, “It’s going to be full of those things.”. Which, if intentional, was the most brilliant…

In unrelated news, middle-aged UK men are finding lightsabers left and right.

For shame! Vibrators are only to be prescribed by eminent Victorian physicians in cases of chronic female hysteria.

Frankly I think it’s about time! This is an industry that goes largely unregulated precisely because most people are uncomfortable talking about it. On another note, I'm told there is a whole community of DIY vibrator hackers who either come up with clever solutions to overcome some of the design flaws in some…

This. So. Much.

maybe he wasn’t lactose intolerant but actually allergic to dairy. Allergies can go away over time.

Did they really try to make that connection? I mean Kate Middleton has a lot of other things she can rub people’s noses in, if she wanted to, for goodness sake. Also, she has always “recycled” her outfits which is something I’ve always liked and appreciated about her.

There is nothing not to hate about the phrase “recycling clothes.”

I’m 35 and sometimes get lumped in (when they say “born in 1980 or later”) and I just don’t see it either. I think a big distinction is growing up pre-internet/ post-internet.

for people ages 18 to 34

does he eat normal food because i would 100% drive out there, pick him up, and go to a diner and just talk to him about life.