in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree

If Darren Rovell goes to the dentist, is that considered a colonoscopy?

Regression to the mean.

“I’ve been waiting for this for 25 years!” Smirnoff tells me of Russophobia’s return to the zeitgeist.

Said Ripley to the android Bishop...

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

How is the brown tint not “Piss Poor”?

+1 bout of rhabdomyolysis.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

AirBVB

Not that I’m biased*, but Dortmund is the best club in the world.

It’s not too early to start putting out feelers on a possible bid.

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS IT HAS BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE THEY LAST WON A STANLEY CUP IN 1967 AND THEY JUST MADE THE PLAYOFFS

No kidding. I was always told there were only 4 horsemen who would usher in the apocalypse...

You left out Brexit.

Okay.

Please convert this to Courics going forward.

Good thing you finished before the Senate confirmed Gorsuch.

More disturbing was the initial Cormier camp Google search “How much does a human kidney weigh”