How about Deshaun Watson tho

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

So Amanda Nunes is a myth?

Not true! ‘Oedipus Complex’ is my go to pornhub search

“Get a load of this cool motherfucker.”

Manny will play in Japan for the Kochi Fighting Dogs

As far as the Montana/Brady/Rogers family of quarterbacks goes, one thing we can all agree on is Rogers probably doesn’t speak with the other two.

You also have to consider the fact Rodgers has accomplished so much during his career with the considerable handicap of having Mike McCarthy as his coach.

The lard is with thee.

BOATS!!! It’s all related to boats!

You sound like you wear a XXXL Polamalu jersey to job interviews

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

No.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Yeah, this is what “Bust” of “Bernie or Bust” looks like. Those protest voters are assholes, too.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

Though he’d be flattered to have most of an NBA team ask him.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

Guess who is NOT coming to dinner...