I don’t know. I think he’s saying once you hit 35 your dick goes limp and you start shitting on people’s chests.

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

Since that deal is going to take him into his later 30's, towards the end, I’d say there’s a good chance if instead of giving them dingers, he’ll be giving Cleveland Steamers.

It’s an odd strategy, seeing as Donald Trump is spring football’s kryptonite.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

My wife briefly raised Grayson as a suggested name for our child. I asked her if we were planning on becoming much wealthier and much more WASPy in the next 5 or 6 months. She said no, so I informed her we could not name our child Grayson.

Chris Andersen = Just White Right.

(Cums)

Why not Zoidberg?

My nephew is named Grayson. I lost a little respect for my brother and his wife.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

Switch to the Love contract

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract.