This is a note to all MLB teams. Former Rockies hitters are okay to sign, pitchers not so much.

I’ve heard it may...

The most baffling part: they could have kept him, let him walk in March, and STILL gotten a third-rounder as a compensatory pick.

That doesn’t help explain the trade at all. They’re still giving up the rest of his season for nothing.

Jamie Collins: I don’t really care for Bon Jovi, to be honest.

Have you ever said “Joe Buck” three times looking into a mirror?

Without a doubt, that is the most cogent statement Buck has ever made...

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

I personally thought he sounded great, and I majored in Music at Trump University, so I know a thing or two about singing.

He’s a Cy young winner, and may very well in his second. That game wasnt some extreme outlier, you dolt. Maybe try watching and reading about other teams besides the Cubs, sometime.

yeah you should flip to another channel besides wgn...

True, but it’s two more Kluber starts with that bullpen. And Miller wasn’t himself last night. Zero reason to panic, but imposing sounds about right.

I mean, dude is a Cy Young winner. He was great last night, but he’s been great lots of nights.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

Oh, that makes way more sense than ‘bad ombres.’

Out of nowhere? The guy called Condi Rice a bitch for godsakes.

Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

He did go out twice in the inning, once to remove Dayton and once to talk to Jansen. The two trips to the mound rule for the manager only applies if both trips involve the same pitcher.