Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

I want to see this incorporated into an SNL skit between Alec and Kate =D

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

“First of all, [Donald Trump] has no game”
-Clare Malone, Fivethirtyeight

Well, I used to have Trump as the “Worst Person In America (Non-Rapist/Murderer Division)” but damn if he isn’t hellbent on making the big leagues.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

Better than a runny point.

Yeah idiots! That’s a gloryhole! God dammit people, do I have to tell you everything?

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

This would be better: “Y’know, marriage is tough. But I love my husband with all my heart, I do. I love Bill and I swore to God on my wedding day that only death would do us part and that I would honor and cherish him in good times and bad. And we’ve had some good times, and some bad. And as some of you know, I…

Replace “three wives” with their names, one by one, and I think it’s effective. That way showing empathy for the women and indirectly indicting Trump, who is put on the spot.

The most bizarre thing to me is that they think these subjects, which are mostly horses beaten into protoplasm, have any chance of moving the needle at this late date. A) Hillary certainly has 16 different focus-group-tested zingers to come back at Trump if he goes there, and B) Do they really think there is a single…

Their tears are so delicious

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Gob:
When you hear about it, it sounds like a match up between tennis great Steffi Graf and “Happy Days” star Donny Host.

Uncle T-Bag sees nothing wrong with this.

STOP THE PRESSES!

Don’t certain NFL teams have a similar policy? Something like, “We have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence (for non-essential players).”