Questionable. If you don’t get rock-hard just crossing the threshold of a Timmy’s you’re not really Canadian.

In the immortal words of Beast Mode:

“a WORST defense, and a WORST team...”

I’m not sure you’ve been briefed, but we get a Bear post every Friday. It’s Friday.

All while not spilling a damn drop of their Americano roast

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Yep!

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

The Chargers’ side is getting plenty of support on Yahoo comment sections.

The front offices of sports teams in particular seem to be a breeding ground

So you also read Cyanide and Happiness. Cite your sources when you steal jokes!

I can only hope the International Drainage Commission signed off on the field irrigation.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Tom Brady is a product of his environment. So, you are not very far off base with your remark. Your only misstep was assuming that the Redskins line, coaching, and defense could have provided Kirk with the same sort of benefits that caused Tom to enjoy such good fortune over his career.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.