No need to develop anything, there is already the perfect video out there:

Billy Bush

The NFL is undeniably a brighter and more colorful place with Lynch in it.

I think the larger issue is that he was initially asking Brandon Williams money (5 yr/52 mil), who admittedly Poe does compare favorably. But, that doesn’t appear to be happening.

I’m pretty surprised this guy is still on the market. He doesn’t get the sexy stats, but he definitely is a big man that takes up space, and consistently played a shit ton of downs each and every week for KC. Perfect NT in a 3-4.

So much wrong with this post, and I’m not even sure why I am pulling you out of the greys for this, but here goes nothing I guess. Let’s start with something simple. Romo is definitely a Trump guy:

Interesting, but why aren’t we talking about the incredibly cringeworthy, overly literal use of “The Times They Are a Changin’” in Romo’s goodbye post?

Counterpoint, no Kraft and Mara are not your friends. I don’t feel like starting an argument over this, so for brevity’s sake, let’s be just say that no one has less loyalty to a specific player (not named lapdog Brady) than the Pats. Everyone is treated like a cog in a machine, easily replaceable after their head…

This and Jerrah’s action show yesterday make it clear, once again, that the NFL owners are not your friends. I have no love for Romo’s Trump loving, Brokeback Mountain ass, but he does deserve better than being dangled out as trade bait, all the while, his most likely suitors go in another direction leaving Jones the…

Well, at least they didn’t play Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles during the air show...

Thanks?!?! (not sure how much you are kidding here).

There you go. Nice find.

Ha! I had a few classes with Hanie back in the day. Really nice guy, actually attended and participated in class every day (which is pretty rare for a starting QB, let alone anyone on a football team).

Coldblooded...

To say that Bautista, at 36 after a year filled with injuries, will have a WAR anywhere near 5-6 is one hell of an assumption.

That’s kinda my point. Yes, there is a big difference between a guy that played in a smaller market, who has only been a DTD player for 3 seasons versus a guy that has been the MVP for a team for 10+ years. Some teams may subjectively value one player over another, but, if we are to look at objective measures,…

But an AL East team did give the 36 yr-old Bautista 18 mil for this season. So ya, there may still be a market out there for guys who hit .235/22/69 and had an OPS of .817. Yes, I 100% get that Bautista still has one of the best outfield arms in the league and he has been with the team forever, but that is a big…

So, all hyperbole aside, how fucked are we? Like on a 1-10 scale (1 being its nothing but tits and sandwiches from here on out and 10 being Russian nukes are already on their way) how are you feeling right now?

Who wants a brownie?

Just a reminder to all you boys out there, Rockin’ Don is the 7th greatest Canadian. He is ahead of Gretzaky, Alexander Graham Bell and the first PM of Canada (who in all fairness, was a complete drunk).