I, for one, welcome our new feminist overlords

Bernier feels terrible about spitting on Mandela, one of his favorite athletes of all time.

To be fair, the Broncos did win the SB with an elite defense, bottom-5 in the league QB play and a mid-level running attack. Seems a bit odd, but is this really different than the way that a lot of teams have won the SB in the recent past?

Can’t be much worse at President than this fancy dog.

FUCK ESPN. Seriously, fuck those executives and producers so fucking hard. This is so fucking fucked up.

Good, that was my first thought when I saw the tweets, that and damn JPP’s hand is fucked up.

“Barcelona Beat Arsenal Because They Have Lionel Messi”

Great effort there on the save, but still begs the question, where is John Scott? I mean, how often do the IceCaps get mentioned here? Might as well mention the All Star MVP while you’re at it.

Sorry, you are absolutely correct. Let me try to restate that. Luongo shit himself all over the place during the 2011 Finals, three times in Boston and once in Vancouver, after which, the citizens of Vancouver embarrassed themselves by rioting and blaming the loss on everyone and everything.

Nice photo of Luongo, but I’m pretty sure I saw him shit himself on the ice in all 4 of the games in Boston during the 2011 Finals.

Isn’t this just a list of all the gangly gingers in the NHL?

It never ceases to amaze me how these anti-government conservatives are the first ones in line trying to get the same government to subsidize their business endeavors with millions (or in this case hundreds of millions) of dollars of public funds.

The Broncos have (had) a guy on their practice squad named Ryan Murphy? I’m a big Broncos fan, and know the names of most of the guys on the practice squad, and even this is news to me. Thanks Kevin!

I used to eat at Golden Wok every Sunday when my parents used to go to church. That place was a shit hole, but you are right, the beef broccoli was pretty bomb.

Are they sure he didn’t just say “I’m tired”?

I don’t know why celebs and rich folks keep going to Sotto Sotto. The food is terrible, like Olive Garden with 75% more salt. Look, I get it, great location, but it's not like there aren't a million other restaurants nearby.

This was about the end of the Superman celebration period...

In 2013. For substance abuse. It’s hilarious!

Another great moment in Aussie history.

Well I love that dirty water...