your statement mirrors the plot.

Then please, by all means, continue! Posts as glorious as yours should NEVER be anything other than a labor of love.

But after Eleven opened a parallel universe from a remote viewing experiment gone awry, they started looking into the parallel universe. Nice job trying to throw in your own knowledge to refute the article, bad job actual refuting the article.

Oh yes. I know they say “don’t feed the trolls” but sometimes, you just want to force feed them until they explode. Plus, while I was doing all of that, I could tenuously justify not doing anything actually important.

The DoE runs the national Laboratories, those places have created some of the most disruptive technology of the 20th century. Nuclear weapons, radar, microchips, stealth. So much stuff, and so much of what they do remains top secret for years. Of course they are doing crazy shit they can’t talk about. That’s what we…

They prefer to do research IN parallel universes as that creates deniability.

i think this article is probably written in jest, but a lot of people are very confused about what the DOE is. i suggest you go to doe.gov to learn what it is they actually do and care about.

I do love that the DOE has proven to have a sense of humor about the whole thing.

Mr. Markay, some DoE officials would like to have a word with you in the Upside-Down.

They’re likely referring to the Copenhagen interpretation, which is (to my limited understanding) a fairly mainstream topic in theoretical physics. It isn’t exactly your typical sci-fi definition of parallel universes, but there are probably some rather pedantic people at the DOE.

yeah, but who really funded them?? (full disclosure: I have never seen what this is from, I have no idea what it’s about)

Instead of Lachlan, is anyone else thinking Machlan, as in...Burt Macklin

These emails are hilarious and don’t really seem concerning. Its not like its a secret that the DoE designs nuclear weapons.

Future administrations can technically do whatever they want with the garden, but these renovations, along with the fact that the garden’s maintenance is not covered by American taxpayers, ensure that its removal would be a controversial political statement.

Mad because he hasn’t beaten Bush Jr.’s vacation record?

Bush literally took 2 and a half YEARS of vacation over his 8 years in office. If Obama’s 3 and a half MONTHS of vacation time has cost 80 million dollars, then surely Dubya’s was in the trillions.

That’s the thing - it’s not like this is just a slap at Trump. She put the Clintons (and the Rubios and the Cruzes and the Bookers and the O’Malleys) on notice too. She did landscaping 3 months before she moved out. That is some Grade A, Jackie-O-level legacy building right there. And apparently she managed to do the…