I keep a jar in my fridge at all times. People who say British food is bland hasn’t tried the right treats.

If real life sports was like this I would totally be a fan. It’s got everything: aggressive smash-kissing, butt-munching, on-field quickies, and the impressive ability to continue playing while having anal sex!

Me, too. Hand to God, my husband would have said something like, “Well, what do you expect me to do about it? I’m halfway around the world...”

Ditto. I immediately fot the image of a super-creepy hanger-on in my mind. Like a slimy businessman who funds pornos so he can hang around on set.

It hit me right square. Like beans and rice, it didn’t pass me by....

An update of the old saw “a good workman doesn’t blame his tools.”

I don’t think it even needs to imply anything, just hang there. Because it’s true, and kind of funny, and also sad. If you were going to describe Trump to someone who’s been living on an island for 40 years, you might say, “Well, he’s the type of guy who likes to hang around beauty pageants.” It would not be a…

My favorite Hillary comment came after the debate:

one step short of saying he has to pay to be around beautiful women!

Not quite the same thing, but one of my favorite Kinja comments ever was on an article about a teacher who instructed his students to create a Venn diagram of George W. Bush and Hitler:

The line about how “he likes to hang around beauty pageants” was a nice burn too.

I think just referencing it without quoting the plagiarized part keeps it subtle enough to qualify as shade. But I’m a newbie to shade court.

Kara, legitimate question: could Hillary quoting Michelle Obama’s DNC speech be shady? Considering Melania? Because it murdered me but I’m not sure it was intentional. Would it have been better if she quoted the 2008 speech that Melania plagiarised?

“We’ll see whether he speaks to the journalists in this room after that interview.”

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

RE: Sam Bee

The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.

Definitely shade. I shrieked at my tv screen with joy.

What about when Hillary talked about Michelle Obama’s amazing speech at the DNC convention? Melania shade?