If joking about the ignorant deplorables bothers you, maybe take a break from Jezebel.

When I was 18, I worked as a waitress. My manager at the restaurant regularly asked me explicit details about my sex life. He would ask me what sexual positions I had experienced. He used props during these questions (like 2 beanie-baby type creatures to mimic sexual positions). I would have complained to my boss, but…

Is this a good place to vent your sexual harassment in the workplace stories? Why yes, it is.

Yeah preparations for idiots. Stupid football players with all their training & practicing they should just go out there & wing it. Surgeons spending years studying & continually keeping up with new techniques are suckers & should just go with what feels right at the time.

Exactly.

Man, has that phrase started to grate. It’s one thing when people use it in relation to owning up to the ordinary squalor in their ordinary lives. Using it to excuse a dangerously unprepared sociopath for President is something else altogether.

Absolutely. We want a President who shoots off the cuff in a sleep deprived delirium for maximum authenticity.

So she has time management skills as well? What kind of President manages their time.

Also, fuck NATO! His comment about NATO alone should scare the living hell out of every person alive, this country and abroad. He really does think this country just exists in a vacuum and that no other country has ever helped or is helping us out.

There is also the plan to turn the Army into mercenaries, and the crush on Putin. Oh, and the zionism. It is gonna work out great!

NPR did an interview with the ghost writer of Donald Trump’s first book, and one of the things he said was that Trump has an unbelievably short attention span. So short he couldn’t sit down to be interviewed for his own book for more than five minutes at a time. A lot of people are attributing his incoherence and…

Exactly. Being unprepared is not an admirable trait for somebody running for President of the United States. Openly bragging about it is even more deplorable.

That’s the new talking point: Hillary was too rehearsed, not loose like their man Donald. I heard Kellyanne Conway trot that out to Chris Matthews last night, but he was too busy talking over her to react to it.

I hear that the next Olympics are going to ban performance-enhancing training, because that’s an unfair advantage.

“I think Donald just criticized me for preparing for this debate. And yes, I did. And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that’s a good thing.”

Oh, I imagine the idiot would insist that not prepping is “just keepin’ it real! The American people want a President who shoots from the hip!” But as you said, why would we want that? I know I, for one, want a President who gets enough sleep.

With or without coke the same would be true. Dude was sniffing a lot but that’s just people grasping at straws to explain what they witnessed on live TV. On his own he fails every single time being held to less than average standards. He’s only gotten this far because of daddy, lawyers and accountants protecting him…

...Except that Jon* Snow is the best possible kind of know-nothing, and Trump is the Worst. “You know nothing, Jon Snow” is an affectionate inside joke: the point is that his earnest naïveté is endearing. Trump’s willful ignorance, on the other hand – or rather, his complete disregard for logic and factual information…

Trump lives the way poor people think rich people live. He’s a goofy extreme caricature of a rich man.

How have you managed to remain so optimistic that you still think there’s a possability we might be capable of critical thinking at some point? What’s your secret? Is it Xanax? It’s Xanax, right?