Well, Jesus founded America, you know...

The thing to do in that situation is flip the paper over and rephrase what she wrote but about Satan. It may not shut her up but it would make the whole harassment thing entertaining. Or just add extra words to her sentences to make them horrible or stupid. “Jesus died for your sins... and great savings for one…

Marc Maron has a funny bit on it.

Especially since it’s essentially a fact-free, science-less amusement park and not a real museum. Ohio has a real science and tech museum called COSI and tickets cost $15-20 bucks.

I know! Penguins evolved after the Flood. Everyone knows that.

Yeah, and they’re just so much compulsory WORK. Don’t feed them and they’ll die kind of work.

True. Real kids make messes and loud unexpected noises, and have a tendency to get their bodily effluvia all over everything.

Maybe having a real live kid isn’t working out as she expected?

It just strikes me as weird that she and her husband put tons of money into IVF, went through much drama finally getting a kid, and then she still goes to mommy time away weekends that are completely devoted to her fellow CPD obsessives where they cuddle, “parent” and fuss over their strange mass-produced dolls.

Well, I know. Because it was not a joke. Like it wasn’t a gag thing that they just overdid. This woman, the mother of the groom, danced at my friend’s wedding with a Cabbage Patch doll! I think she maybe walked down the aisle with Kurt, but I might be making that up.

This is happening within the same thirty mile radius of the people who rebuilt Big Butter Jesus three times after it got hit by lightening, so I’m not as surprised as I’d like to be.

Yeah, I mean it also has signs of kids asking why they didn’t learn about this in school. There’s a lot of stuff about Adam naming all the animals. I guess Adam just really took to the penguins.

Oh dear lord. I’m deaf and absolutely LOVE that I have that built in excuse to never have to engage with strangers. She’s doing it wrong.

If you’re asking whether a Christian organization is taking money from its believers, I think you already know the answer.

You couldn’t have just written “Please stop” on a piece of paper and handed it back? I don’t think that would have made you an asshole. Proselytizing to strangers makes a person an asshole.

Just switch the Good/Evil switch to Good.

Still better than the time I was on a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and the deaf woman next to me wanted to talk about how much she loved Jeaus. Putting on headphones wasn’t going to be a deterrent to her passing little slips of paper onto my tray table every 3 minutes.

HA everyone if you haven’t been to the Creation Museum outside of Cincinnati it is a fucking laugh. For the first twenty minutes anyway, until all the people there start getting pissed at you and you realize that there are in fact people in the world who do believe that the mannequin of Adam holding a stuffed penguin…

You know it’s bad when “maybe he’s just smuggled a ton of cocaine” is the most comforting explanation for something.

Why would a guy going to the creationist museum have a Luk Thep?