It's my fetish.

Yes, you are an asshole.

Well, it was a hockey game, so they were just giving the people what they wanted to see.

Your “grammar” broke my brain. Was Yoda your English teacher?

Wait, how do you know the characters are going to be played by white actors? Did they release a list of possible actors tied to the projects?

That is seriously going to harsh on my plan to immigrate to Canada if Trump gets presidented.

I love the “what’s this? Oh yeah, it’s my foot” moment, later followed by “what’s this? Oh yeah, it’s my foot again.”

There is usually an “essential / emergency personnel” exemption. That usually includes hospital staff.

The 1990's got in a time machine and tweeted about how you stole its witty rejoinder.

Oh my god! It's worse than I thought! She has so much insanity that it is leaking from her extremities!

It is good to home, Hugh. It really is.

And she wore every sparkle and sequin—EVERY ONE!

That Larry King interview is amazing! She just resonates so powerfully for me. I am also childless by choice, and describe myself as the world’s best Aunt. I can’t imagine the hell she caught over that decision. I still have people questioning me ( in 2016!) about my choice, as if I hadn’t really thought it through.…

70 seems an unlucky number this year for celebrities. Please don’t let Dolly die too.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

Only in my nightmares.

And that is why I am terrified of coconuts

I am mostly concerned that her daughter does not seem to have a face.

I am sorry that you had that awful experience.

Can I use my points for a Lisa Frank Trapper-Keeper?