My god. I loved Ricardo Montalban. Khan, Mr. Rourke, whatever. Give me that sexy man with that sexy voice oozing that sexy charisma. RAWR

I am an old, and tend to punctuate my texts, usually with periods, but I do overuse exclamation points when texting. My exception is one word answers.

You beat me too it! That is exactly what I saw.

So dolphins see us as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Oh yeah. Back then the milkman left it on the doorstep with the milk bottles.

Joseph and his technicolor dream coat ain’t got shit on these!

Have you been craving brains lately? If so, then she is a vampire.

Awww shucks.

Go stand in the corner and think about what you have done.

He is full-on porky pigging it. *

You must stay awake!

Don’t judge yourself to harshly. I am guessing that her waist trainer and compression pants are doing some of the heavy lifting in this pic.

I believe that his wording is purposefully written so that “the tragedy” can be read to refer to the shootings OR to Planned Parenthood performing abortions in Colorado Springs. That way, he can get the votes of those that are horrified by the shooting AND the wing nuts who believe the shooting of abortion providers…

IMHO, the most troubling aspect of this rape-denying “he doesn’t need to rape” bullshit argument, is the implication that there is a subset of men who do, “need” to rape. So, rape, in some cases, is a necessity.

It sounds like the ghost of Gawker Future.

With all of the major changes coming to the Gawker network ( no Kitchenette / pinkham, no millihelen, no Shrayber, etc ), I suspect commenters will be leaving like rats from a sinking ship. I would like to know on to which new ship the best rats will be climbing aboard so that I can follow. Wonkette? Hairpin? ??

I did not know that Aaron Paul lived in Colorado Springs.