Totally read it as a Yoko tweet.

I mean it is literally me. But I wasn’t aware of this .gif until now.

I think that might be me...

I’m sorry you have had to deal with this. It is more disappointing than I can put into words, to not have the support you need from loved ones during traumatic times.

“Her reasponse to let’s get up and go pee this morning.”

Oh dear god! My eyes!

Now that makes sense!

I am glad none of the punches landed, but I don’t understand the mechanics of how that happened. I mean, punching is pretty straight forward. How do you throw several punches and not connect with your target even once?

“Depending on where you live, we also have “you guys”, “yous”, and “y’uns.”

“Farm subsidies, purchasing in bulk, and really cheap ingredients.”

P. S. I am bad at .gifs

Fair point. Then again, a sentient turnip would be a hell of a lot better president than Trump could ever be.

“So they Paul McCartney’d him, is what you’re saying? If I listen to Ben Carson’s wife’s performance of the Star Spangled Banner backwards, will it outline the plan in detail?”

“Unless it was Ben Carson, a hammer and his mom. Or Ben Carson, a knife, and a belt buckle. Or Ben Carson, a gunman, and Popeye’s Chicken. Then it totally happened.”

Bless their hearts.

“God why didn’t I think of that. To this day anytime people bow in prayer I use it as quality time to count the loops on my shoe laces.”

I agree. One must always show the appropriate amount of patriotism, comrade.

“Fantastic concept.

I know that this is a derail, and I am sorry, but I must know: HOW CAN I HUG A PANDA!?!

With Fernet, you have three options: