Minnesota nice:

Only if you are lucky.

Amputation. It was seriously just bone. No muscle, subcutaneous tissue, etc. left to graft skin to.

From your lips to god’s ears.

Another short analogy / perspective on the frustrating and demoralizing aspect of this constant questioning of our skills and competence: our ( women medical professionals) expertise is questioned more than the expertise of a car mechanic. Not to denigrate car mechanics, but are you seriously asking me if I know what…

Obvious grammatical error because...wine?

You would be amazed at the number of people who report to the ER with trauma to the rectum and / or genitals who report doing ordinary household chores nude as the cause of the trauma.

I precepted a male nursing student, obviously identified as such, and had my patients and the family members defer to his opinion because...penis?

1. Been there.

Oh god! That reminds me of a sad story about a schizophrenic patient that came into our ER with breast CA so advanced, that it was visible to the naked eye. The tumor had grown so large that the breast was grossly deformed, with necrotic, purulent tissue covering most of the area. The smell was foul. The prognosis…

Ohhhh. I have so many.

Disclosure: I am an RN. I worked in the ER, the ICU, and in out patient.

America’s chic gauchos. Duh.

Dogs are totally trustworthy. Unless food is involved, then all bets are off.

Canada: America’s hat.

Benadryl

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I don't even know what individual skittles flavors taste like. I eat them by the handful, so they all taste like straworanglimgraplemon. Am I skittlesing wrong?

First, I’d like to say that Alzheimer’s sucks donkey balls for the family and for the affected person. Second, I’d like to tell you that anger, sadness, and frustration are normal responses to this shitty situation.

Planned parenthood offers sliding scale priced services and birth control.