I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

So you are a Kinja version of the Dan LeBetard show?

That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.

No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

Why not just play soccer in their football stadium they are still paying for?

i have a feeling if this was for MLB’s Cardinals or even the Rams to stay he might have a different view but for the ‘sissy sport’ soccer it’s not gonna happen.

the only thing more amazing than insane gun shooting guy winning a state election is that he actually turned down handing money to billionaires. I’m sure I find all of his other policy platforms detestable, but I’m glad at least he’s on the side of the people for that one.

Campaigning in the modern world...

Well, that commercial uses “democrat” as an adjective, so I think I have some idea of his policies.

This is an issue for physical things too - my Dad kept everything. He saved every bit of Syracuse forestry info (report cards, diploma, reports), all his Navy documents, all his school and reference books, he even saved computer manuals and books that have zero value practically or sentimentally like a 1992 book on…

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Eli, sadly, was not invited

What do we want?!

Either he valued being a head coach above all else or he was never going to consider the OC job at LSU. I really thought he was going to be in Baton Rouge for a bit until another decent head coaching gig opened up.

Also, was his stint at Tennessee really that bad? I thought the whole problem was that he was good for a…

I just want to say how absolutely chilling it is that you wrote this in 2013

When you've just spent three hours getting fucked, you kind of expect a pileup of Trojans on the floor.