Zack Hample: [knocks Tiny Tim out of the way, catches Stanton home run ball]

TENS OF MILLIONS?!?!?! Try at least a 1/4 to 1/2 BILLION, IF NOT MORE.

Keep trying kiddo.

Is that surprise or sarcasim? If the former, then please, for the love of all things holy, please disconnect your internet and never return.

This!

Yeah, but Barry Bonds was a legitimate ass-hat while playing.

E for effort.

Hahahaha. You win. Best comment of the da..... ohhhh.... you were serious?

You don’t know a lick of baseball if you’re saying you’d pick McCutchen over El Coffee. I’d even confidently say that from here on out (career wise) he’ll produce better than Marte.

No. No, it doesn’t.

Something to try once, but not to buy consistently.

It’s a conspiracy... Big Soda is behind it.

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Yeah...... you’re right.... but we can both agree, FUGG the Cards.

What about Cole? He hasn’t been terrible by any means, but he has not been his usual self, that’s for sure.

Let’s say he gets called up and he’s extremely erratic, would that be any different than what the rest of the staff (read: Liriano) has done?

Not a pirates fan here... but... even with the reported “control issues” that Glasnow has been labled with, how has he not been called up???

You’re useless.

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Tell that to this guy.