How bad do you have to be at pricing groceries to be putting from that distance?

Cake

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

“No, I said one day I’m gonna steal your can, sir! Be patient!”

I hear the police are searching for 1 or 2 suspects.

The police have nothing to go on.

Well it is bowl season

Went to see Robert Earl Keen last night. He does good work.

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

Eric Trump once lifted a baby giraffe over his his head and shattered all four of its femurs.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

My 92 y/o Father was conscripted into the Army, November 11th, 1943

Jack, are you on Twitter?

That’s funny that you worded it like that because it is your soul that becomes untethered during sleep (or unconsciousness) and is thus free to roam the universe at the speed of thought during dreaming.

Pissed Jeans - The Bar Is Low

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

Sounds like more of a tribute to the Washington NFL team.