Not a comedian either.

And since they’re lazy, coddled federal employees, a lot of them will be black! WE’RE ENTRUSTING OUR SAFETY TO ARMED NEGROES!

Women’s health isn’t important. Making sure we have an ample supply of repressed, drunk and drug-addicted gay men and women is very important for the maintenance of religious hypocrisy.

Kidnapping and torturing children is all good. They’re your property after all.

It’s all good. When you talk about this to other queens, you realize it’s a common enough tale. I just try to forget about my family.

Wait. This bogus therapy was available through insurance while birth control is still being debated? Mindblown.

That’s what happens when you love control more than your own children.

WTF? Why isn’t this already the case? The people doing this therapy should be in jail.

I try not to judge other parents, cause parenting is hard. But if you put your kid in conversion therapy I judge you. You are a shit parent.

Sorry. I've lived in the good ole south and one thing that my parents and grandparents reminded me of every single day was that you do NOT in any way even bring attention to the fact that you exist, much less antagonize white people. If they say that the sky is purple, then the sky is purple. if I was still drilled…

If you actually believe that a black man in 1922 seriously considered throwing a white conductor off a rail car, no matter the level of his inebriation, and uttered said thought out loud, I have a bridge or two for sale.