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When you said she was “getting it”, I was really hoping you were talking about laser eye surgery to fix that lazy eye.

C’maaaaaan, Sarah.... streeeeetch for it.... you can do it.... allllmost there....

Eh by most accounts, Trump not doing much “president-ing” even when he’s not on the golf course. It seems like he does a maximum of 4 hours of work a day, and I’m sure he’s half checked out during those hours. Unfortunately he has enough evil and incompetent fuck boys who are desperate for approval working for him

Are people really “on edge in public spaces?” I’m sure not. I mean, not more than my normal social anxiety level, also depending on how stoned I am. But I simply don’t ever worry about some terrorist act, and I experienced 9/11 up close and personal.

Dear Michael Pentz:

Pence’s head would have exploded if only Pastor Franklin ended his sermon with this...

Don’t worry, Alex Pareene still can’t tell the difference between a Trump and Clinton presidency.

Part of me knows you’re right.

The first season of Rome was damn near perfect. The second season felt rushed (possibly because they knew it was their last season) and I didn’t like the who sub-plot of Vorenus basically becoming the mob boss of the Aventine.

While the book doesn’t play up the heroism of the Europeans, it takes the “mystical natives” trope and runs with it like a football into the screaming ends of madness.

Fun fact — Mount Erebus and Mount Terror (in Antarctica) are named after these ships despite being almost as far as possible from where they were wrecked.  

Oh, this is looking good. I wonder if they included the Mask of the Red Death scene. I would thought that would have made the trailer, if they did. I hope so, because i’m really looking forward to it.

Rome was a bigger kick in the pants to a bunch of Brit actors careers than....LOR? That Mars movie...uh John Carter?

I’m just happy to see Julius Caesar (Hinds) and Brutus (Tobias Menzies) back together again.

I found this book to be incredibly tense, and far more because of the predicament of the men than the monster stalking them (though that definitely didn’t help). Simmons somehow manage to work in literally every piece of historical evidence about the expedition that existed at the time he wrote it, which makes the

Caesar and Brutus back together again!

I’m super pumped for this. It’s based on a great novel, Tobias Menzies is in it, and the Franklin expedition story is fantastic even without the more... mystical plot elements.