hystericalparoxysms
Hysterical Paroxysms
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What do you mean, it’s not a rhino-tossing competition?!!

How about a compromise? Get Rid of Poorly Trained Dogs. Here’s a kinja cut and paste “link” to the USDA National Detector Dog Manual.

Yes. It’s crappy training, rather than any inaccuracy inherent in even the best trained dogs. The search and rescue dogs at the World Trade Centre were unable to find anybody alive, so the handlers arranged for some people to go lie down and be “rescued”, so that the dogs were able to be rewarded for finding somebody. 

Google is your friend. I got it as the top result for ACAB. Think, All Cops Are Blue. But maybe try some word substitution. For some reason, skeffles is deciding to be mysterious about it, so I”m going to follow their example.

Could also be a wax tablet - before paper, tablets made of wood and covered in wax were used as reusable and portable writing surface. They were in use far more recently than you think - try the Rouen fish market until the 1860s, for high volume, transient business records. 

WHAT?!! That’s ... very Jimmy Saville-like of him. Keep all your kids far away from him - and your pets too, probably.

Wow, sounds as though there’s a lot more to this than just a horror movie.

What a twerp.

What a disgusting human being R Kelly is. And what a depressing example of equality - no matter the race, humans are equally capable of awfulness.

Wonder when they’re going to try this sort of legislation for elections - with a $10,000 “bounty” for anybody who files suit against “election fraud”.

Heck yes! Child of a conservative boomer teacher (hence my huge boomer chip on my X shoulder), but with both parents as teachers I am well aware of this particular misconception of teachers. As well as actual teaching hours, supervising lunch hours, etc, there are lesson preparation hours, grading hours, staff days

Meanwhile, Mother Jones reports on the effect of both Covid and a hurricane on the health system in Louisiana. Of note - the closure of Charity Hospital, not due to extensive damage from Hurricane Katrina, as reported, but due to “powerful forces”, according to an article from The Nation, who wanted to use the federal

I’m waiting for the announcement that in order to prevent voter fraud, they will stop all voting.

There are mitigating circumstances there. Firstly, the dog (Seamus) was in a carrier. Romney had made a windscreen to protect Seamus from the wind. And there were five sons and his wife occupying the car, so the decision to put Seamus and his carrier on the roof is understandable. After all, dogs love sticking their

Those poor girls. May they find healing, peace, and happiness.

The irony being, according to Crikey, that intervention makes for a stronger economy than market-based approaches to Covid-19. It’s behind a paywall. Here’s the Kinja copy/paste not-a-link.

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