We have only come so far- I still pay to see Boban whenever he’s in town. 

Also, fun fact about the autoplay ads on mobile: if you pause the ad video to make the sound stop, then scroll down past it, IT STARTS PLAYING AGAIN.

I feel like there’s a general understanding that reality/competitive shows are fair game for immediate discussion - you don’t complain when your coworkers are talking about the results from last night’s baseball game that you DVRd but didn’t watch yet, do you?

I know some voters who vote on other awards shows (not the Emmys), and it’s incredible to watch them basically crawl into a hole once the screener DVDs come out. They watch seriously and at great length. The ones I know take their voting responsibilities very seriously, but I know that for every one of those type of…

My high school football team was so bad that teams would go up on us by 40, 50 by half time and then sub in their sophomores or end of the bench people. One game we were down 58-2 at the start of the second half. Somehow we managed to play absolutely out of our minds and managed to get the score to 58-50 with a little…

Wait it out, at some point it will simply become stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

+1

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

“Pretty cool. Me, I’m more of a Hit Man.”

-Addison Russell

Is there a joke here that’s going over my head?

Intercept10n

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

“The Big Wet” is actually a solid basketball nickname?

“First time a [derogatory term for Asians] played ‘big’ and ‘scored inside,’ amirite? Lorne knows what I’m talking about.”

- Shane Gillis, definitely

Or, “oh crap Nak’s music. Getting out of here before Zayn does his schtick.”

I feel like so much of this could be solved if these people got the shit beat out of them just once in their younger years. Seriously. I really do. 

Am I the only one who thought this was a work by both guys?