Organic? Dude literally tried to copy everything MJ did, down to and including sticking his tongue out and affecting a different speech pattern in his interviews.

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

Welp if she was a history teacher, she would know texas (and much of the Southwest) used to be part of mexico, and as such many of “the Hispanics” that live there are actually Americans from way back, and yes, they still speak Spanish and wave the Mexican flag because thats their heritage and that’s what people do.

I’m sure I can’t recall the last time I’ve seen a more smackable face. Ladies and Gentlemen, Georgia Clark.

We all slow down with age.  Sounds like he needs to get more exorcise!

My favorite Gregg Williams factoid will forever be that he got the Bills head coaching job over Marvin Lewis because Williams came into the interview with a binder and Lewis was still tired from celebrating winning the Super Bowl with the Ravens.

Yes, re-writing an under-20 word sentence and hitting “tweet” in under a minute is quite impressive. 

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

I feel like we reached that two years ago. 

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

“Please, Rich Paul, stop calling. I realize that we WANT to give your client $100 million, but we can’t set it up now, because we’ll have to pay a 10% fee on top of that for tampering. We’ll just have to wait another six months to talk to you and hope nobody else ponies up that 10%.”

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Spoilsport take: It’s still poor clock awareness.

Don’t feel too bad, though. The Athletic also got this entirely wrong on Twitter earlier today...from its dedicated WNBA account. It’s nice that the league gets some attention, but it’s worth doing a couple minutes of research before writing about where in the playoffs they are.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Whether his playing time should be obstructed?  No.

You forgot about the Undertaker

20 concussions? I expected that number to be much higher, like, almost 50 higher, like, one short of 50 higher.

Can CTE even be diagnosed on a living person? I remember it used to be diagnosed postmortem.