I’M SORRY JOE

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense.

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

He got three because Shaq had two.

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I don’t get your point. Because much/most of the revenue generated by big-time athletic programs is plowed back into athletics, it somehow wouldn’t be worth it for HBCUs to get that money?

I ain’t fighting no robot. 

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

I wonder how many times you would get downvoted if there were a button for that

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

TOTAL EXONERATION!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

*shouldn't* is a key word in the sentence.

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

This just makes me sad that there was never a proper 3rd installment for the Banjo Kazooie games.