I want the lies of those cops to be on the record so that they can never testify in another case without this case being brought up to attack their credibility.

I feel like this has to be somehow clever and potentially scathing but for the life of me can’t figure out how. 

Unlikely, given that they already proved they couldn’t even be bothered to properly care for  even one.

“Who the hell is Terry?” thousands of Super Smash Bros. fans all asked, in unison, just one moment ago.

One brother was Drazen, and one brother was brazen.

he would lose his fucking mind

Jeff, if bananas make you gag, you’re not doing it right.

I have a friend who did 2 tours in Iraq. Maybe 2 or 3 years after he was out, he was waiting for a bus when he saw a white van speed down a street. So he started watching it. He watched the van stop at a sewer and throw something down it. He then watched the van pull up to a house, 4 people get out, and hop into a…

that seems like a lot

Not to have an actual feeling or anything, but at times where it feels like all of the Earth’s leaders are shitty, I go back to Chaplin’s “The Great Dictator” speech.

The root of Brexit is racism, pure and simple. It’s mildly reassuring to see that at least one country can’t practice its racism totally unimpeded, unlike another one on the other side of the ocean.

I have the “Wear a helmet” battle with my 12 year old daily, simply because of the sheer number of dipshit parents in my town who allow their kids to ride their bikes up and down main roads without them. Now it’s if course become a “Cool kids don’t wear helmets” thing, and I have to fight with my son so he doesn’t…

Shame to hear of his passing.

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

I don’t see how he wins this, Taco Tuesday is already owned as a trademark by the Wyoming chain Taco John’s. Trying to step on their existing commercialization of the trademark is likely impossible, even though they don’t have a podcast. One of our many degenerate attorneys can feel free to tell me I’m an idiot,…

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

funny how when he is under suspicion and not defending himself we see a HUGE article about it, then when he defends himself with evidence after having consulted lawyers, all we get is a paragraph. no bias there at all....