The Legend of the Hidden Temple comments are what I came for. Bravo.

Hmmm...

Hmmm...

Gtfo with the idea that dumping money in a sign of ostentation is an investment. It’s a snake eating its tail.

Gtfo with the idea that dumping money in a sign of ostentation is an investment. It’s a snake eating its tail.

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

Your mother is a saint.

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

“We can’t give everyone free college! Because then rich kids would get free college!—Pete Buttigieg, somewhere, probably.

it depends on if they play every other day. if you play every other day you’d play on sunday, tuesday, thursday, and saturday. repeat that the next week and you’d have played 8 games in two weeks.

If I had to guess?  UNDERproved, OVERbaked

Reporters being too busy stuffing their face with frosting and not giving us the full Mary Berry on cake quality is a perfect metaphor for something or other. 

If I am in a public place then yeah I will plug in a phone. If I am walking down the street and my phone dies, I am not going to walk over to someone’s house and plug into their exterior outlets.

Not really. It’s like that shaky unshaven dude just siphoning gas from your parked car or power generator without asking.

Agreed.

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ. 

They can find his dad?

I could watch kids get thrown by bisons all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

I am, and will always be, a huge fan of Tron: Legacy. Loved the effects, the look, and the incredible score. :D

Of course Crooked Mueller would just commit Obstruction by not telling himself about the crimes he commited.

READ THE REPORT!  lol