Antoine Walker: Hold my beer.

Imagine making $100 million in 11 years and being broke. That takes Montgomery Brewster-level spending.

I hope he beats this 

Amidst all the Clippers talk, I rarely hear anyone reference their hiring of SI writer Lee Jenkins as crucial to their big splash off-season. This is a guy that, for whatever reason, Lebron trusted to co-write the “I’m Coming Home” piece announcing his return to the Cavs. Lebron could have written that with his buddy…

Thanks!

“You have to get more into my body.”

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Well, that was not very gentlemanly of him.

That’s not gonna happen

I hope you mumma dead you daddy dead I hope you wife get gang banged by 40 black niggas and a couple Mexicans I hope yall city blow da fuck up shawty.

And sometimes and Easter egg is a cigar.. wait. I think I got this wrong. 

Well if it was me and it took 30 minutes, I would have billed the full 40 hours for the week. But that's because I am a shitty person with a shitty work ethic.

Probably not…

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

El Tráfico is hilarious! That’s a great pun! 

This is generally true except for “Real Salt Lake” which is truly an abomination.

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

It’s pronounced D-Asian