You could ask any of these same Republicans that if Trump were to blow up a school bus filled with kids and kittens on board they would all say something to the effect of “Well, I find it disgusting, but I still support the President and what he does.”

STRIP MINING IS RAPING MOTHER EARTH!

“Hailing from Parts Rapidly Gentrifying...”

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD IDENTIFY AS ANY GENDER THEY WANT!

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

They’re not poor, they’re millionaires who haven’t yet made their millions because of the evil black and brown people standing in their way.

It’s like when NPR reports on the news by quoting a fucking turmp tweet all nonchalant like that’s a regular thing to do. I’m like... How is this the world???

#hypocrisy

Nearly all of it in fact. They levered the section 8 type housing to buy more. Which Donald promptly lost. The Plaza? Gone. Trump Tower levered to over 80%. Any casino on the Atlantic? Gone.

See, the difference between them and REAL poor people is that they just have had bad luck whereas poor people are lazy. They work hard and WOULD be rich if only the system wasn’t rigged against them because of NAFTA or something. Poor people are stupid (but also somehow smart enough to fleece the welfare system so…

hahah damn, I’m gonna have to steal that response. and lol at “Just white” I could imagine them saying that in angsty sadness

I worked at a cancer hotline, and the most cringeworthy part of calls were the end where I would ask demographics questions. A vast majority of old white people, when asked their race, say “American.” As someone with native ancestry, I began to delight in getting faux-excited and saying, “Oh, which tribe?” …

No, but denying your child healthcare can be.

Not surprised. For others, like me, looking for some doctors of color is imperative, especially for dermatology. No one wants someone unfamiliar with their skin’s special needs messing up the first thing people see. For emergency and general health situations it just makes sense to want a good doctor not one of a…

I am absolutely down with throwing people out of the hospital or clinic and letting them die. Fuck them. If they are refusing to let their child receive treatment, throw them out, assign a medical caseworker to the child and treat the kid. This action should trigger an investigation into having their children taken…

If you’re not willing to have a Filipina nurse attend to you in America, you’re running a very big risk of not getting any treatment anywhere. I knew a guy who got evacuated from the Philippines because he refused to let a Filipinx doctor operate on him. By the time he went into surgery in San Francisco he was…

Here’s my favorite dumb kiddy joke that I fall back on whenever I’m asked to tell a joke. It is the only clean/ safe one I remember so it is my go to. It is also surprisingly obvious, but no one ever guesses.

Be careful with WWII puns; it’s not for a wide audience, and not everyone Goebbels them up when offered...

My family’s golden retriever when I was a kid systematically ate an entire set of wood patio furniture. Chairs, lounges, a table. He ate the bark off a pear tree and killed it. He used to shit out socks. He was hardcore.